clearbay:

I LOVE ORDERING THINGS FROM ONLINE ITS LIKE SOMEONE SENT YOU A PRESENT BUT YOU SENT YOURSELF THAT PRESENT 

(Source: sharksylph, via stand)

placatory:

When you order something online and it finally comes

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(via distraction)

codyaferg:

wow-suchbree-veryblog:

"If white people are so privileged why is there a Black Entertainment Network and no White Entertainment Network?"

"Men don’t have privilege, there are women’s only gyms!"

"Why isn’t there a campus centre for straight/cis people!?"

SAME REASONS WHY IN MARIO KART YOU DON’T GET BLUE SHELLS OR LIGHTNING BOLTS WHEN YOU’RE ALREADY IN FIRST PLACE, ASSBAG.

This is honestly the best explanation I have ever seen.

(via letmeblowyou-away)

theists:

do you ever look back and realize your selfie game has improved 500% 

(via hatredly)

"Of course I miss you. I can feel my heart break a little more every day I’m not with you."
- Things I can’t tell you anymore - erica-s-diary (via jennayliu)

(Source: erica-s-diary, via theblissofdeath)

"Be with someone who would drive five hours, just to see you for one."
- (via nicolezai)

(Source: latelycravingmore, via theblissofdeath)

fleeten:

don’t stare at the moon too long or else you’ll remember that nothing in this stupid fucking world makes sense

(via fullynumbed)

thewarblerette:

mrthorinton:

clarabosswald:

so i saw this photo of a harpy eagleimageand i thought “woah what a noble beast” so i searched for more photos and i justimageimage

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imageeven the babiesimagei meanimage

this goes with almost all predator birds 

like look at this bearded vulture

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such a majestic creature

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but then it’s like

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or this scretary bird like woah so beautiful

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nope

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even good old bald eagle

like wow so regal

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what

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it just looks confused image

LIFE LESSON: DON’T LOOK AT MAJESTIC BIRDS STRAIGHT ON.

(via the-next--captain-america)